1. Olamide – Agbero
Who else to be an agbero than Olamide, the leader of the bahd gang and the man with the red cup. One word in Yoruba and you’re scared.
2. Don Jazzy – Bouncer
Talk about the height, he get am! Size, he get am! Voice, he get am. Don’t fret when you see Don Jazzy at Quilox door.
3. Patrick Obahiagbon – English Lecturer
Honorable Obahiagbon for the win! You will be forced to be BFFs with the Miriam Webster dictionary.
4. John Okafor – Clown at Children Parties
Looking for Mickey Mouse or Winnie the Pooh for your children parties, we know a guy!
5. Flavour – Stripper
Go to a strip club and see someone in briefs with lots of oil around. Oh wait, that’s Flavour
6. Mo’Cheddah – Model
She’s pretty much going to be on the runway modelling your favorite designers. Everything about her is perfect for the job
7. Freeze – Controversial Blogger
Piers Morgan of our time is here and you know who it is
8. Kiss Daniel – Sugar Baby
We’re sorry but that’s what we think honestly.
9. Falz – Comedian
You know Falz would be anchoring his full comedy show right now? Probably making Brother Sege diaries too
Image: Paul Ukonu
10. Temidollface – Fashion Designer
With her sense of fashion, Temidollface will be stuck making dresses and creating amazing pieces for people to wear.
11. Iyanya – Model
Who else to pull out the abs at fashion week and make everyone scream? Iyanya, the model!
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